Dumbass of the Week

This week's winner is: Chuck Norris

Chuck has gone from a bad acting, pseudo ass-kicking vigilante in such commercials shit balls as Delta Force and Walker: Texas Ranger to secessionist as he is nominating himself for President of Texas.

The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.