Dumbass of the Week

My good friend Dr. S of Redsoxville has a weekly forum entitled "Douchebag of the Week." I am following in the footsteps of the great Dr. S in creating my own weekly forum titled "Dumbass of the Week"

"Dumbass of the Week" will target those people who make headlines for doing exactly at the headline dictates.

This weeks winner is: Acea Schomaker of Lincoln, Nebraska


Mr. Schomaker decided to calm his girlfriends hyperactive cat by shoving it into a makeshift bong and then smoking marijuana with the cat trapped inside.

Mr. Schomaker did this not once, not twice, but three times and he claims that he never intended to hurt the cat.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence ticketed the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanor animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

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Even though this is the first week it was a tough competition to take the title of "Dumbass of the Week." However there is an Honorable Mention for this week's runner-up.

And the runner-up is: Latreasa Goodman of McNugget 9-1-1 Fame


A Florida woman was charged with misusing the 911 emergency system after police say she called 911 three different times to report what she thought was an emergency: A McDonalds Chicken McNugget meltdown.

Latreasa Goodman, 27, ordered a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets meal on Saturday night in Fort Pierce, Fla., but then she was told that the restaurant was out of McNuggets. The restaurant offered another item from the menu, but would not refund her money due to store policy. Goodman called 911 to report the incident. "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," she is quoted as saying in the police report.

When police explain to Goodman that this was not an emergency situation, she replied: "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one."

Here is the link to the actual 9-1-1 calls.