Britney Spears: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!

Another chapter in "My Life As A Drunken, White Trash, Trailer Park Superstar" has been written for the often troubled Pop Star Britney Spears.

Last night Spears was whisked away in an ambulance after six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck were called to the Spears residence. At around 8 p.m. Los Angeles police responded to a call over a custody dispute between Spears and ex-husband (back-up dancer/nobody in reality) Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James.
Spears turned over the children at around 10:50 p.m. and was then taken to to a hospital for tests to see if she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs and for a psychological evaluation. Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance.

And to this I say congratulations to Lynne Spears. You as a parent should be applauded for tossing not one, but both of your kids into the limelight (for your own financial gain) and having them both end up train wrecks for the whole world to watch. What did Lynne Spears expect to happen when she threw Britney to the Mickey Mouse Club and then into Pop Star status. I know people make their own choices but please don't try and make it sound as if Mama Spears had NO influence over her kids becoming stars. What do kids learn from having tons of money thrown at them at such a young age. And after watching the rise and fall of Britney you repeat this with your younger daughter Jamie Lynn as she played the lead role on Zoey 101.
So you have Britney, who is a few more outrageous breakdowns from Liza Minelli status and 16 year-old Jamie Lynne who is 3 months pregnant. GOOD JOB MOM! And you think you are fit to write a parenting book. The only advise you should be giving is how to make sure your kids end up as fodder for comedic punchlines.